I CAN MOONWALK!
she woke up with a sticky ear
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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