My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Randomize