I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Randomize
