dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
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Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
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His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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