i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
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I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
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Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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