there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
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He just called me juicy booty via text message.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
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god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
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