I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
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whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
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Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
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no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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