You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
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we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
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RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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