So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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