Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
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he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
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Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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