There is no way he is gay with that hair.
We got so high we made milksteak
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
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I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
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Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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