absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.â€
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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