We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
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I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
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I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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