I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
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CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
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I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Life without a bra equals bliss.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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