Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
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This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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