I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
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you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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