i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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