Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I believe in your delicious
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
All the doctor said was why
Randomize
