i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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