I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
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reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
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How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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