I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
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Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
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It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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