if you like me you must not know who I am
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
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Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
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