The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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