who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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