Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
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You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
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I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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