D3 body, D1 cock
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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