The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
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my cup is half full, half full of rum.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
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She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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