i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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