Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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Don't worry. I has chaperone.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
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It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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