you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
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He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
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Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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