He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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