you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
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I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
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Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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