How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
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Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
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I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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