Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
40s are totally the cure
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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