Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
My ass is underappreciated
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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