I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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