We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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