She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
