Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
My pussy is not your playground.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
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