Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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