And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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