Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
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Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
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i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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