is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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