bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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