end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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