Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
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Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
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They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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