Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
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you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
You are a booty call, not a friend.
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If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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