That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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