i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
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I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
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It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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