Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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