I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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