like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
We had sex on a dog bed..
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Drunk is not a location!
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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