what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
Randomize
