I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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