His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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