i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
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I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
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I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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